cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
rohl5: Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby? Because i do.
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
leezzee: gallifreyangurl: dinosaurs-on-wheels: hoechln: i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston ugh, my hair looks terrible can we do it again i blinked
Doctor Who PSA: a UK "series" is the same thing as...
peep-toe-shoes: jointhecarrotarmy: silence-insolace: solluxforpresident: karkatforpresident: Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry. someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to...
nothisiscarlie: “Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’” #this is why the books are better